Surf Four To Know More: April Fool, Science

1. Five Most Horrifying Bugs : Claiming the existence of around 1.5 billion bugs, author finds the 5 most dangerous bugs that we should always avoid. First in the list is from Japan, followed by the ant called Bullet Ant.

2. 10 Best April Fools’ Gags: Writer Asami, collects 10 April Fools’ Gags - back from the 60’s, 80’s and 90’s- and declare them as the 10 best April fools’ gags. But, the best gag according to me would be the one played in 1997…

1997 Between March 31 and April 2, the World Wide Web will be closed for cleaning. Five Japanese-built, multilingual Internet-crawling robots will remove “electronic flotsam and jetsam.” But don’t believe everything you read in an email.

3. Top 10 April Fools’ Pranks: Another writer, Jose at WIRED compile a list of tech-related April fool jokes submitted by users.

4. Year In Robots: Check, how in 2007, our artificially intelligent companions moved closer to replacing us on the battlefield, improving healthcare (on Earth and in space) and even befriending our children.

Surf Four To Know More: Break Time (Fun)

1. City Creator: Its time to create your own dream city, with some beautiful garden and eye-catching sky scrapers. You can have your own Ferrari parked outside your sweet little home. Once you have just created your dream city, you can then share your dream city among your friends.

2. Top 10 Worst Captchas: Are you feed up with all “Are you human???” test. Some ask to add two numbers and some ask you to enter the alphabets scribbled on the rusty image, all this make you feel irritated. Right? Author John Willis have collected such top 10 worst captchas, have a look at them.

3. Comic Strip -Survive: The comic strip titled “only one of us can survive” takes you through the sacrifice of a friend for the other one just for the silly reason that is to break the chain, but eventually train stops and both survive.

4. Strange food uses for everyday: Author list out some of the strange uses of the food items like, potatoes, cola, sugar, walnut, apple, beer, salt and many more.

Two Brave Child’s - were you like this?

Many of you have already witnessed, the number of childrens doing lot of weird and scary stuffs. But here are the real and most interesting karma of the two brave child (my best two choices) on Internet….

 

 Have you done like thi, in your boring childhood???

The Most Weird Pair Of Shoes

Have a look at the most funny pair of shoes…

Will you dare to wear this shoes?

Turn Into Terrorist Just By A Click

Look at the image below….

Are you ready to break the record???

Image via [Viritys]

Excellent Photo Designs

Lots and lots of photos are photoshoped and redisgned every day to have the funny look of the photos. Here, is the collection of the most funny photos that are being designed. Check out this interesting collection of the Photos embedded into the slideshow at SlideShare.Net.

SlideShow-> Photo Design

Introducing OS Airlines

A greedy take towards the way the operationg system producing company would promote there business if they were in airline sectors.

MS-DOS Airline

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then they push again jump on again, and so on.

MS-DOS with QEMM Airline

The same but with more legroom to push.

Macintosh Airline

All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are told you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and that everything will be done for you, so just shut up.

OS/2 Airline

To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten different times by standing in ten different lines. Then you fill our a form showing where you want to sit and whether the plane should look and feel like an ocean liner, a passenger train or a bus. If you succeed in getting on the plane and the plane succeeds in taking off the ground, you have a wonderful trip…except for the time when the rudder and flaps get frozen in position, in which case you will just have time to say your prayers and get in crash position.

Windows Airline

The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and stewardesses, easy access to the plane, and a completely uneventful takeoff…then, once in the air the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Airline

Everyone marches out onto the runway, says the password in unison, and forms the outline of a plane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing sound like they are flying.

Unix Airline

Everyone brings a piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they are building.

Newton Airline

After buying your ticket 18 months in advance, you finally get to board the plane. Upon boarding the plane you are asked your name. After 46 times, the crew member recognizes your name and then you are allowed to take your seat. As you are getting ready to take your seat, the steward announces that you have to repeat the boarding process because they are out of room and need to recount to make sure they can take more passengers.

After all this I need to thank the person, who kept down this description on Net.

Let’s keep rocking! All round! There is a new magic to come around the net…Do Wait..

Initeerestnig One

You may be thinking that why I spelled the word “Interesting” incorrectly. Here is the reason for my stupidity..
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Waht do you say aoubt the satmaent. Rpley via cmomnet… 

Computer Addicted Lover

Here is the amazing collection of the computer addicted lover(most of the text is based on the Hindi Language),

AADAAB ARJ hai
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe;
kabhi to double-click karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
friends……

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Funny Automatic E-Mail Lines

Here are some funny lines that you can use in your automatic e-mail replies, surely this are going to put the receiver on hook…

1. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 20/10 after Diwali. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

2. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

3. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

4. I’m not really offline. I’m just ignoring you.

5. All your mails will be replied after i complete my pending 865 replies. It will approximately take 21 weeks till that time wait online for me.

6. Each and every word of your e-mail has been charged by Rs 1.00 on your credit card. Thanks for contributing, Keep Mailing.

Do you have more, add on to the list.