Read this stupid poem describing the understanding of non-technical person about the computer…

A computer was something like TV
From a science fiction show of note.
A window was something we hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin of a shyam.

Meg was the name of my friends girlfriend,
And gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things,
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employement.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a Credit/Debit.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy,
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file,
And if you unzipped anything in public,
You’d be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider’s home,
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I’ll stick to my pen and paper,
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

This poem is the result of surfing through the old newspaper, I really say that if you preserve the back dated newspaper and refer them once in a while then you can really get something special to know.

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