Sign on a  railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana  free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother! 


I’m Well-Traveled.
Not really, my mind just wanders.

Seen on a  bulletin board:

Success is  relative
(More the success, more the relatives.) 

Sign at a  barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your  heads to run our business.

What is Love?

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce

A traffic  slogan:

Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will  be…..

Armed Forces:

Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”


A rich man’s joke is always funny

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.