Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
Not really, my mind just wanders.
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
(More the success, more the relatives.)
Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
What is Love?
“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will be…..
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”
A rich man’s joke is always funny
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.