Yesterday my friend mailed me this C program to propose a girl. Read it and enjoy!
#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(“I Love U”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Trevor said:
… if by “proposal” you mean “ask out on a date” or “propose a date”… because I don’t see anything about marriage in there (which is what I think of when I see proposing”)
… not to mention they program throws the “I Love U” out pretty early. I don’t normally make that one of the first line I tell them…
… and then the code just kind of rambles through a really lame date night kind of thing…
Oh well…
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daboobs said:
you forgot a sex loop which ends if she gets old or ugly; in which case you need to begin again with another girl.
decoded said:
Nice code to ask a girl out on a date. But, unfortunately, the code will not compile. It’s missing the most critical piece.
#include
supercw said:
ha ha daboobs
Madhur Kapoor said:
Really funny .
Sandeep said:
Thanks for all your response,
@Trevor Yes it is just a ramble of the a single day routine for a boy,
wedding speeches said:
Your website contains very interesting matters.
pawan said:
wonder full program man ,,ur a good programer,,keep it up
shandy said:
Perfect pages… tnx
amol said:
I want this kind of more programe written by you.it makes all of us very happy.
in future it helpful for us to purpose a girl.
shiva said:
its super man , i really enjoy while i am reading that c code hats up to design one
Abhinab Rana said:
It’s a superb programming. The way proposal is excilant
Kitty Karsen said:
It is very interesting programing:)
Abhishek said:
practically cool, Keep it up. C++
signal11 said:
with so many goto’s fat chance.
maybe goto hell ?
herson said:
makes me reminisce my programming days! nice codestory 🙂
khen carl said:
hahaha nice dude!!!!keep up the good work 😛
sanjiv said:
it is a very interesting programe. i really injoy it while i reading this. keep it up.
Sandeep Jain said:
Hey people, thanks for all your valuable comments……..
Gopal Aggarwal said:
wonderful!
Zmajroe said:
http://9.sexxylloo.info x
Gagan Srivastava said:
yaar, what a program u have created. keep it up and can u plz send me some more programs like this to my mail id
ranjan said:
it’s a nice programing…
Armaan said:
If i remember till next valentine day then i will propose someone with this one ……
bhati said:
I am not good at c or c++ but this programme makes it intresting
akc185 said:
Hey
Really nice proagram
show me the compiler to run it [;)]
anwara said:
COOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Nalin said:
hi,
Very nice. At the time I was feeling bad with C programes, I show this. After show this my bad feeling vanise. You are best programmer.
avinash said:
really coooooooooooool, send me more programme if u hv
Devendra Mandrah said:
This is a beautiful idea to propose a girl alongwith study. It used whole programing basics & i delite full entertainment.
Thanxxxxx………..
kabali machi said:
great code is there a java version
sameer said:
hey,buddy that’s amaing………
i’ll inform all my buddies about that………
lolllao said:
those only did by weaknes !!!!!… bloodedd creature
I HATE HUMANS INCL MY SELF
lolllao said:
those only did by weaknes !!!!!… RED bloodedd creature
I HATE HUMANS INCL MY SELF
alok said:
that’s awesome man,it’s nice to see smething different,but friend it cud hv been much better
Anninos said:
interesting
Gregorios said:
Nice
paresh said:
hey guys can u all tell me how to use it…..pls i know it is a program…bt i m new to dis syber world tell me how to use dis…my id is pareshdpitroda@yahoo.com….thanxxxxxxxxx
Sotirios said:
Sorry 😦
Apostolos said:
Cool…
maheswar said:
hi to
Prashant said:
need to improve
put following code
if(brother.shouts())
{
reason=(comedymovie|| shopping);
say->reason;
}
After this line
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
Cheersssss!!
balaji said:
hai friend ur program is useful so pleasesssssssssssss, so sent this to my email id
name said:
Hello!,
name said:
Hi!,
ateeq said:
it was really disgusting
ateeq said:
not so gud, i can do still better
imran said:
not so gud, i can do still better
harnish said:
this programme is very interesting n funny dood>>>>>>>
harnish said:
mr. imran kindly show ur betterness okkkkk>>>>>?????
jmd said:
Its very funny.
Wats d output of dis program?
propose girl said:
lol it was fun.
Chiranjeevi said:
Arey maya ee program run tim error choopedtundi
deepakkumarcse11 said:
in which complier it runs..in code blocks it gives error during build..
mahesh said:
college subroutine is not declared so how we go to college and calculate the girls count.
sajal maity said:
Good
dheeraj said:
it is very nice … and very funny …
arnold said:
fatal error C1083: Cannot open include file: ‘STD ISD PCO.h’: No such file or directory
this is what i got
gilbert rothanglien said:
fatal error here!!! same as arnold. the function given in the program are not recognised by dev c++