Have a read to the smart collection of the dumb and funny lines, which would keep you amazed….

What I do?

  • My watch is three hour fast, and I can’t fix it. So I am going to move to New York.
  • Ever so often, I like to stick my head out of the window, look up, and smile for satellite picture.
  • I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me – and I didn’t hear it.
  • You know how it is when you’re reading a book and falling asleep. You’re reading, reading …….And all of a sudden your ayes are closed? I’m like that all the time.
  • Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic on. I mimic my shadow.
  • I invented cordless extension cord.

What I have?

  • I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beeches of the world…perhaps you’ve seen it.
  • It’s a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds die they’d just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused

Some Questions

  • You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
  • What another word for “Thesaurus”?

All of this one liners, shows what amount of stupid statements can be made. If you have such a kind of one liners, then feel free to share.

Note: I have categorized them for better understanding, but the lines actually doens’t meant what I do. They are just imaginary and from various other sources.