Some of the quotes that I came across…

For those who don’t want to open their mouth and talk God invented SMS.

I read this in the DNA Newspaper’s article wrote bye Suresh Nair on topic “Cellular!”. But according to the knowledge I have I would say that SMS (Short Messaging Service) was not developed by God, and was developed by human’s.

Other one…
How come no one ever says ’It’s only a game’ when their team is winning?
—-Kobe Bryant (basket ball star)

one more quote that I was unable to understand…

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood
—– Logan Pearsall Smith (on the goowy’s desktop)