Yesterday my friend mailed me this C program to propose a girl. Read it and enjoy!
#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(“I Love U”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Filed under: Friends Corner, Ha!Ha! Codes
A another Ha!!!Ha!!! code.....
Private Function getProgrammerExcuse() As String
Dim myExcuses(1 to 21) As String
myExcuses(1) = "That's Weird..."
myExcuses(2) = "It's never done that before."
myExcuses(3) = "It worked yesterday."
myExcuses(4) = "How is that possible?"
myExcuses(5) = "It should be the hardware problem."
myExcuses(6) = "What did you did to that crashed the system"
myExcuses(7) = "There is something weird in your data"
myExcuses(8) = "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
myExcuses(9) = "You must be having the wrong version"
myExcuses(10) = "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
myExcuses(11) = "I can't test everything!"
myExcuses(12) = "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
myExcuses(13) = "It works, but it's not been tested."
myExcuses(14) = "Somebody must have changed my code."
myExcuses(15) = "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
myExcuses(16) = "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
myExcuses(17) = "You can't use that version on your system."
myExcuses(18) = "Why do you want to do it that way?"
myExcuses(19) = "Where were you when the program blew up?"
myExcuses(20) = "I thought I fixed that."
myExcuses(21) = "This is not a bug,it's undocumented feature."
Dim randomChoice As New Random(UBound(myExcuses))
Dim iRandomChoice As Integer = randomChoice.Next()
Return myExcuses(iRandomChoice)
End Function
Which excuse will you give??
Filed under: Ha!Ha! Codes, Visual Basic
A programmer that describes the way the people react to the Jokes, Quiz and Puzzles in different countries.
if (Actione=Jokes || Quiz || Puzzles)
{
echo “Make your fellow member laugh. Have FUN here “
}
else (your reaction)
{
if(egyption)
{
echo “hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. “
}
else (american)
{
echo “lol.”
}
else (indian)
{
echo “I dont know???”
}
}
Filed under: Ha!Ha! Codes
March 17, 2006 • 12:06 am
This post I am going to write a love letter that usual a excellent programmer would write for his girlfriend.
do
{
printf(“\nI love you.”);
}while(GF.Heart!=ExtraLove);
Note: In above code GF is structure for a GirlFriend and Heart is the member of that structure.
So the next time you are asked to write a love letter, open your C++ Compiler, Copy & Paste this code and run it. All your internal feeling will get imposed on your GF’s heart.
Filed under: Ha!Ha! Codes
One day I came across a newly learned programmer. I asked him to show his programming skill by writing the program that shows the day of the week when date is provided. So he started the coding with…
if (date = 6 or date = 13 or day = 20 or day =27 ) then
weekday= “Monday”
if (date = 7 or date = 14 or day = 21 or day =28 ) then
weekday= “Tuesday”
if (date = 8 or date = 15 or day = 22 or day =29 ) then
weekday= “Wednesday”
:
:
…and he continued
Then I asked him that what did he think of his own code, whether it will work for every month???
He said I will just edit it every month….
Hearing this my 32 teeth’s started showing off. Oh sorry I have one less.
Filed under: Ha!Ha! Codes
February 21, 2006 • 10:30 pm
Can’t Sleep? Need to count Horse,Sheep etc. to sleep. Here is my code for that kind of persons.
In C
#include”Stdio.h”
void main()
{
int count=0;
do{
count++;
}while (count!=Sleep);
printf(“\nI am Sleeping”);
}
In Visual Basic
Private Sub Form_Load()
while not sleep
txtCount.text=txtCount.text+1
wend
End Sub
Now to sleep just run any one of the above two programs.
Filed under: Funny and Weird, Ha!Ha! Codes
February 20, 2006 • 10:46 pm
Some of the people in life are so much computer crazy that they always talk, sing in computer language. So one of the cartoon that I came across was like this….
Gonna Help him or press F1!F1!F1!
Are you Computer Crazy?
Filed under: Funny and Weird, Ha!Ha! Codes
February 19, 2006 • 9:30 pm
When I remember my school, I do remember the day when I went late to the school and my principal asked me to write “I will not come late again” 1000 times. Sad, Diffuse but at that time I wrote it, but now if any one tells me to do so, I will just write……..
#include
#include
void main()
{
int i;
for (i=0; i!=1000;i++)
{
printf(“\n I will not Come Late Again.”);
}
printf(“\n\n\n I finished first….”);
getch();
}
So from now onwards I will go late every day…
Filed under: Funny and Weird, Ha!Ha! Codes
Look, what my friends are saying..