February 27, 2009 • 12:23 pm 1
I got this via email a while ago. These are some very funny and pretty unusual pictures – two faces in one. I’m presuming these are quite old. But just to express my likes toward this artistic work, I am putting them here. Hope you enjoy.
Extra Weight On Nose
Filed under: Friends Corner, Funny and Weird , art, artistic, artwork, faces
February 26, 2009 • 3:48 pm 0
Here is a showcase of what we do during lectures. While attending lecture I was amazed to see this artwork drawn on bench. Have a look at them…
Dedication...Awesome text.. It reads "Dedicated to the people who died waiting for the lecture to get...OVER. May their soul rest in Pieces." - Kudos to my friend Ronald for this.
Filed under: Friends Corner, Funny and Weird, My Activities , art, bench, college, drawing
February 22, 2007 • 12:00 pm 0
I think no more explanation required…..
I am waiting for your wishes….
You can check out this web page to wish me birthday in various languages…
Thank You (in advance)
Filed under: Friends Corner, My Activities, Sam Ideas
September 17, 2006 • 10:12 pm 3
My friends are really fabulous, they do great workin forwarding the mails, they not only forward those useless pictures but also make me laugh by putting e-mail about the joke on Sardar. But this time they are in different mood, this mail is really helpful for the heart patients…So what i did is that I have “Copy Pasted” the article on my blog that I received via e-mail. Have a read….
<I Have cleared the message following the comment of Sabah’s. Sorry for the wrong and un verified info>
Read the message by her in the comment window. Again a lots of thanks to Sabah for showing the right path.
Filed under: Friends Corner, My Activities, Sam Ideas, Tips and Tricks
September 3, 2006 • 12:21 am 3
This time rather than writing the huge and long articles, I will stop by showing you just a single picture which will say all…”Nothing is Impossible”. All you need is courage and Passion to do it.
Thanks to my friend who e-mailed me this picture.
Filed under: Friends Corner, Funny and Weird, Imagine, Sam Ideas
April 28, 2006 • 2:59 am 19
Follow this simple steps and see the magic….
1. Open a blank Notepad file
2. Write .LOG as the first line of the file, followed by a enter. Save the file and close it.
3. Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on the line after.
4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.
After that open the file and see the changes.
I got this kind of changes….
Note:This trick was forwarded to me by my friend “Atit”
Filed under: Friends Corner, Funny and Weird, Tips and Tricks
April 23, 2006 • 10:00 pm 3
Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
Travelled
I’m Well-Traveled.
Not really, my mind just wanders.
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
(More the success, more the relatives.)
Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
What is Love?
“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will be…..
Armed Forces:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”
Quotes:
A rich man’s joke is always funnyThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Filed under: Friends Corner, Funny and Weird
April 22, 2006 • 10:05 pm 9
You might be an engineer if…
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
work
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
decimal point in the right place
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
test that actually takes five minutes to run
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
inside
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
nuclear reactor
If you have never backed-up your hard drive
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
If you truly believe aliens are living among us
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
If you see a good design and still have to change it
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
questions
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
automobile tires
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
own turns bread into charcoal
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
rush up to the front to fix it
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
and have seen most of the shows already
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
up thinking that was normal
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what
size screw driver to use
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
handwriting
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
this week
If your checkbook always balances
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
If you think your computer looks better without the cover
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
didn’t get enough sleep
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
If you know what http:// stands for
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car.
Above was the small list that I found in my friends old CD, and thought of sharing this you, I have made some changes, to reflect the current status.
If you like Digg It!
Filed under: Friends Corner, Funny and Weird, Geek-O-Mania
April 21, 2006 • 4:30 pm 49
Yesterday my friend mailed me this C program to propose a girl. Read it and enjoy!
#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(“I Love U”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Filed under: Friends Corner, Ha!Ha! Codes
April 10, 2006 • 8:19 pm 3
We are living a good life, a huge technological advancement have taken place, and provided a great lists of comforts. We as engineer, scientist or simple human being view the life as it is and experience it’s ups and down day after day, we never thought of what the poets around the world are thinking of the life. Here are my some favourite poems, thoughts and defination of life.
Defination of Life:
Life is a multi-faceted concept that may refer to the ongoing
process of which living things are a part or the period between
fertilisation or mitosis and death.
Actually to believe ther is no universal agreement on the defination of the life.
Thought:
“Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.”
Poem:
A rich man burst into laughter,
And said, “Money is life”.
A poor man shivering with cold
Said, “Life is a struggle”.
In spring the bird sitting on a tree.
Said, “Life is a blooming flower”.
A soldier standing in a battle field with gun
Said, “Life is a battlefield”.
A sparrow flying freely in the sky twittered,
And said “freedom is life:.
But I say life is an Unsolved Mystery
My Say on Life: “We don’t live the life on our acceptance, but we are made to live the life, since our birth, which makes life more interesting”
Read more about life….
Filed under: Friends Corner, Imagine, My Activities
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