Yesterday my friend mailed me this C program to propose a girl. Read it and enjoy!

#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute  beautiful_lady
 
main()
{
      goto college;
      scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
 
      if(lady ==Cute   )
            line++;
      while( !reply )
      {
 
            printf(“I Love U”);
 
            scanf(“100%”,&reply);
 
      }
 
      if(reply == “GAALI”)
            main();  /* go back and repeat the process */
 
      else if(reply ==  “SANDAL “)
            exit(1);
 
      else if(reply == “I Love U”)
      {
            lover =Cute ;
            love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
      }
 
      goto restaurant;
 
restaurant:
      {
            food++;
            smile++;
            pay->money = lover->money;
            return(college);
      }
 
      if(time==2.30)
            goto cinema;
 
cinema:
      {
            watch++;
            if(intermission)
            {
                  coke++;
                  Popecorn++;
 
            }
      }
 
      if(time ==6.00)
            goto park;
 
park:
      {
            for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
                  kiss = kiss+1;
      }
 
      free(lover);
      return(home);
 
      if(time ==9.30)
            goto pub;
 
pub:
      {
            friends++;
            party++;
            booze++;
            smoke++;
 
            if(pub.close())
            {
                  pay->bill;
                  come->out;
            }
      }
 
      if (highly->intoxicated)
            goto friendsroom;
      else
      {
            sweetpan++;
            polo++;
            goto home;
      }
 
friendsroom:
      {
            goto sleep;
      }
 
home:
      {
            if(mom.shouts())
            {
                  reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
                        friendsbday);
                  say->reason;
            }
            if(dad.shouts())
                  shut->yourmouth;
 
            call->lover;
            if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
                  lover_mom->voice))
            {
                  hang++;
            }
            else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
            {
                  for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
                  {
                        say->ILuvU;
                        scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
                                                        stored in reply */
                  }
            }
            goto sleep;
      }
 
sleep:
      {
            *(dream)=love;
      }
}

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