Which excuse will you give?

A another Ha!!!Ha!!! code.....

Private Function getProgrammerExcuse() As String

Dim myExcuses(1 to 21) As String

myExcuses(1) =  "That's Weird..."
 myExcuses(2) =  "It's never done that before."
 myExcuses(3) =  "It worked yesterday."
 myExcuses(4) =  "How is that possible?"
 myExcuses(5) =  "It should be the hardware problem."
 myExcuses(6) =  "What did you did to that crashed the system"
 myExcuses(7) =  "There is something weird in your data"
 myExcuses(8) =  "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
 myExcuses(9) =  "You must be having the wrong version"
 myExcuses(10) = "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
 myExcuses(11) = "I can't test everything!"
 myExcuses(12) = "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
 myExcuses(13) = "It works, but it's not been tested."
 myExcuses(14) = "Somebody must have changed my code."
 myExcuses(15) = "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
 myExcuses(16) = "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
 myExcuses(17) = "You can't use that version on your system."
 myExcuses(18) = "Why do you want to do it that way?"
 myExcuses(19) = "Where were you when the program blew up?"
 myExcuses(20) = "I thought I fixed that."
 myExcuses(21) = "This is not a bug,it's undocumented feature."

Dim randomChoice As New Random(UBound(myExcuses))
 Dim iRandomChoice As Integer = randomChoice.Next()

Return myExcuses(iRandomChoice)

End Function

Which excuse will you give??